Does anyone else out there remember
that Don Henley song--or is it just us?
We thought about it when we heard that "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss has just been arrested for DUI and illegal possession of prescription drugs. Because Fleiss is now a resident of a town with the unlikely name of Pahrump, Nevada, where she owns and operates a laundromat called--wait for it-- "Dirty Laundry."
Now, of course we realize that Fleiss is not a parent, and therefore, would not ordinarily be grist for the Mamarazzi mill.
But you see, it's refreshing to run a DUI/illegal drug story about someone who is a legal adult. Also, nobody is wondering whether she has a baby bump. On top of that, Fleiss is not in the process of adopting a child from a different continent.
And this is key: we know what dirty laundry can do to a girl. And celebrity ex-con Heidi Fleiss is doing us a service by letting the world in on the dirty secret of dirty laundry. Because this is Heidi Fleiss before Dirty Laundry:

And this is her afterwards:

There's a lesson in this for all of us.
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