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Sep
02

The Circle of Life

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Susie Sunshine
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While not as surprising as as yesterday's pregnancy announcement, rumor has it that the lovely Halle Berry is expecting baby #2.

The Duggars made naming their multitude of munchkins easy by limiting the selections to only names that start with a J (although they were really stretching it with "Jinger"), so we suggest Halle follow suit. Names that suitably pair with big sister Nahla's include:

For a boy:
Simba
Mufasa
Timon
Pumbaa
Zazu
Banzai
Ed

For a girl:
Nala
Kiara
Sarabi
Shenzi

The circle of life, it moves us all.

Apr
14

Stop the Madness!

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Kristin
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Mamarazzi has a fairly clear position on drastic photoshop: We. Do. Not. Approve.

While we support the smoothing of a wrinkled brow or the fading of an under-eye circle (mostly because these are things we can do ourselves in iPhoto), we draw the line at slimming arms, whittling waists, and strange ab contouring.

And, at the end of the day, the model rarely looks better... strange, yes, but better? Hardly.

Case in point - Halle Berry

Is there some reason Harper's Bazaar decided she needed to be white for their April cover?

And why didn't they, while busily bleaching out her skin and hair, at least erase the eye bags?

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photo - Zimbio

Mar
20

Baby Names: The Movie Mind Reels.

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LemonySarah
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Halle & Gabriel D-Listed
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry named their new daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry.

Lovely name. But it reminds us of Disney movie characters...
Nala
Nala, Simba's girlfriend/wife/mother of the next Lion King in The Lion King and...

Ariel
Ariel, The Little Mermaid.


Interestingly, this comes on the heels of Jennifer Lopez & Skeletor's twins Emme & Max, which, as we've noted before, are frighteningly close to...
Emma & Max Lopez-Anthony
Dragon Tales' Emmy & Max.


Now it looks like Angelina & Brad are expecting twins too, a girl and a boy.
Next year everybody will have triplets.

We shudder to think that they'll follow this disturbing trend and name their kids...

Pebbles & Bam-Bam
Pebbles & Bam-Bam or...


Beast & Belle
Belle & Beast or...


Lilo & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch.

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Photos: D-Listed and Perez Hilton

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