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And we don't mean his dad. We mean Gwen. And we don't mean that his nails are chipped. Far from it. Here he is, sitting under the dryer after getting a mani/pedi with mom.

Now, we're sure people are going to get all judgey about a four-year-old boy wearing glitter nail polish. Hell, there are people who'd get judgey even if Kingston were a girl.

Not us! We're an equal-opportunity-glitter group.

But we do wonder about one thing. We always thought that story about a woman dyeing her kid's hair to make her own color look more natural was an urban legend.

But apparently not.

What do you think--does Kingston's hair have that loving-hands-at-home Sun-In vibe? Or is there a salon employee somewhere who's dying to be outed at Gwen Stefani's son's colorist?

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Photos courtesy of D-Listed.

Spring must have turned our cold ashen hearts to Marshmallow Peep gooey goodness. How else can we explain our compulsion to gaze at this photo of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdales's sons Kingston and Zuma and grin so goofily that we're creeping out our own kids?

Moments like this are why we wanted kids in the first place. And once in while, kids actually look and act the way our hearts always see them.

Check out Gwen and husband Gavin Rossdale out for lunch on Valentine's Day.

Here they are being interrupted by a fan, who asked if she could pose for a photograph with Gwen.

And here's Gwen admiring the photo.

We don't know about you, but our hearts just grew three sizes.

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All photos courtesy of Just Jared.

You - and the rest of the world - just found out that your gorgeous husband and father of your two gorgeous sons had a big secret.

A semi-drag queen dude named "Marilyn" claims, and has some evidence that back in the 80's, he had a four year romance with your man.

What do you do? What DO you do?

A. Believe Gavin when he tells you, "Honest, Gwen, it was like The Crying Game. I thought he was a chick!"

B. Find comfort in the fact that Gavin has a surprise steamy hot daughter from a one night stand back in 1989.

C. Start a support group with Victoria Beckham for skinny fashionista pop stars whose husbands have had a little too much guy-on-guy contact.

Photos: in Touch magazine, Paradis magazine, Getty Images

The world is still buzzing about Zima NestleQuik Stonerhead or whatever the name was that Gwen Stefani saddled her baby with. Hoever, Mamarazzi would like to point out this is not the first time Gwen has made a questionable decision as a parent.

There was the blinged up ghetto-fab stroller

Then the high pony tail

And finally, her choice of playdate chaperone for her firstborn. Does the mommy watching Kingston driving look familiar?

Maybe a closer view would help.

... Gwen Stefani and her husband have named their second son "Zuma."

OK, three things:

1. Zuma is a beach

so will the next child be named Waikiki?

2. Zuma is a video game

so will the next one be named Tetris?

3. Zuma sounds like part of a PBS children's show theme song

so will the next one be named Ubbi Dubbi?

Let us know! Send your answers to Box 350, Boston, MA, oh-two-one-three-four.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Gwen woke up thinking, Spring is here and Kingston needs a Slip 'n Slide!

Frou-frou toy boutiques don't sell Slip 'n Slide. Kmart does.

So, Gwen decided, let's go to Kmart!

Look at the picture above.

Gwen's realizing that Kmarts can be dingy, crowded and, what's that funky smell? Gwen's realizing, Kmart Sucks!

Kingston's realizing that Kmarts have more fabulous toys than he's seen in all his 23 months. Kingston's realizing, Kmart Rocks!

Gwen's realizing that her kid's going drive her cr-a-zy begging for all those spectacular Kmart toys.

Celeb parents: They're just like us!

photo: jfxonline.com

Because there's no way to be lighten up a nervous breakdown, untreated mental disorder, or Dr. Phil intervention, we're serving up a big plate of Happy Family for the world today. Enjoy!

Kingston's reaction to Sean Preston's weekend in Vegas with his momma.

Machu Picchu hair notwithstanding, normal is the new weird among celeb parents. These days, showbiz kids have relatively normal names like Kingston and Violet. Not a Pilot Inspektor in the bunch.

Recent celeb kids are too darn conventional-cute. Come on, you know you want to eat little Violet up!

We need more peculiar babies. We need more peculiar parents.

Therefore, we offer our first Mamarazzi Wish List request.

Who better than the eccentric wealthy New York bag ladies we've known since they were tots themselves?

Mary Kate and Ashley (we don't know which is which), we need you to reproduce! Soon!

You will fill the gossip rags with sorely needed fabulous fashion and constant curiosity.

For that added touch and for your kids' sanity, please hire Mary Poppins for your nanny.

All photos from people.com