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Goldie Hawn's speech honoring daughter Kate Hudson at Elle's 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute shows no matter how famous one becomes, Momma is still going to whip out the birth story to anyone who will listen.


I felt really good, about 8 months [pregnant], and I was going to name her Rebecca because it was biblical and romantic and gentle. All of sudden, she punched me so hard in my you-know-where, I screamed and I said, 'Oh my God. This is a Kate, not a Rebecca!' She is a Kate!"

(On delivery day) "I was lying there and they were slicing and dicing or whatever, I had a C-section, I had my nails done ... and all of sudden, out she comes and they said, 'It's a boy!' And I said, 'No it's a girl!' And, by the way, I didn't know what it was. I just felt that it was a girl. And then they said, 'Oh, no it's a girl!' And I said, 'What part of her anatomy were you looking at?!'"

Just when you think reality television can't get any more unreal, our friends from across the pond unveil a brand new series, I'm Hotter Than My Daughter.

Where would anyone get the notion that being sexier and more desirable than their daughters is the goal of any mother?!

We recently came upon some lovely quotes from some of our favorite celebrity parents and well. you know us. We just had to share.

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"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; sh*t happens..." Angelina Jolie on her teenage romp with another girl. And probably Billy Bob Thornton, to boot.


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"Sexual energy really does drive me. ...My mother's the same as me. My parents always said, 'Sex is the best thing in the world...When you start having it you're going to love it. But it's that much better when you love somebody, so just remember that.'" Kate Hudson giving us a little insight into life with parents Kurt Russell and the brassiere-challenged Goldie Hawn.


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"Yes, Hef's sleeping with them all...I've actually walked in on him. ...There's baby oil, there's toys flying every which way, there's all these girls naked. It was like watching a movie. I was standing in the doorway just looking -- for a really long time." Pamela Anderson, proving that what happens at the Playboy Mansion doesn't necessarily stay at the Playboy Mansion.

Which one squicks you out the most?

Underage Angelina and her thing about knives and romance?

Kate Hudson revealing a little too much about Mom and Dad?

Mental images of anything involving Hugh Hefner?

Please feel free to vent here.

We can't be sure if the following is due childbearing or is a side effect of being part of the "America's Sweetheart" Club, so we're being extra bitchy........... just to be on safe side.

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