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And she attributes it to breastfeeding. So much so that she thinks it should be a law. All new mothers should have to breastfeed for six months.

And we're actually OK with that. Let's put it another way--the thoughts of a supermodel--however controversial--don't inspire us with a desire to picket Fashion's Night Out or boycott Vogue magazine.

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That is, as long as Gisele promises to be the only person to wear beige suede high-topped sandal boots. Because, seriously, you have to have slim, tanned legs about as long as Tom Cruise is tall to look even halfway decent in them.

"I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don't have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months." -Giselle Bundchen

Gisele,

While we're ever so happy you realize knockers are good for more than showcasing Victoria Secret bras, thanks to the wonders of the internet and the lacta-nazis that patrol it, everyone in the Modern World already knows that Breast is Best and those in 3rd World countries have no choice but to nurse their babies.

Like we tell all other new mommy "experts" we encounter on a daily basis, #$%@ you and the horse you rode in on, sweetie.

-The Mamarazzi

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By now everyone knows the story of Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan: together for years, they break up and shortly after she announces her pregnancy... fast forward 9 months and Bridget gives birth to her son, John Brady Moynahan, and Tom is up to his eyeballs in Brazilian gorgeousness with the leggy Gisele Bundchen.

One of the more rotten aspects of divorce is having to share children with your ex-whatever's shiny new lov-ah.

However, for all intents and purposes, it appears that Bridget has moved on quite nicely and Tom and Gisele were recently wed... it's a fairytale, no?

Here's what Gisele has to say about baby John in April's issue of Vanity Fair:

"I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day,"

Wow.

Rub it in much?

While Mamarazzi thinks it's important for all adults to play nicely when there is a child involved, they also think this is taking it too far... to say, "I want him to have a great relationship with his mom..." is just so very arrogant. It would be more appropriate, if you will, to have Bridget say something like along these lines about Gisele.. as in, "I hope my son has a good relationship with his stepmother..."

Gisele's comments sound, at the very lease self serving, and at the worst, very "I took your man and your baby is next."

Mamarazzi does not approve.

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