Hey, you're nobody these days if you haven't adopted an African orphan. First there was Angelina, then Madonna, now we hear Britney Spears is thinking about it ... who's next?
How much do you bet ... Michael Jackson?
Talk about someone who could use a Public Relations boost. And what a comeback for his "We Are the World" project!
Pros: Has three children, all named Michael. Or Prince Michael. Or something. So ... the orphan would have lots of elder Michaels siblings.
Cons: Setting aside the "ew" factor for a second, even though it's extremely difficult ... this is obviously not a stable situation for a child.
Not to mention that what with the pale, Goth skin, thick black hair AND a penchant for dressing in spacesuits ...
he might get mistaken
for Angelina Jolie.
And end up
in Tomb Raider III.
And nobody wants to see that happen.
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