Remember Ryan O'Neal? Well, the story continues.
Farrah, the most beautiful of all Charlie's angels, passed away.
Unfortunately, this occurred the same day Michael Jackson turned in his dance card and Farrah's beauty was completely overshadowed by "Beat It" videos.
Ryan was super sad. He had told Farrah near the end that if she didn't make it, he'd be so sad, he'd die too.
Farrah said, cool. Cool, cool, cool! Stop taking the drug controlling your leukemia and join me!
Clearly not expecting to be taken up on his romantic, melodramatic talky-talk, Ryan continued to breathe.
In fact, Ryan was breathing hot and heavy on a beautiful blonde woman just after sending Farrah's casket away in the hearse.
"Got a drink on you?" Ryan said to the woman after she hugged him and said she was so sorry for his loss. "You have a car?"
Turns out the pretty blonde was Tatum, Ryan's daughter he hadn't seen in years.
"That's our relationship in a nutshell." Tatum later shared with Vanity Fair. "You make of it what you will."
We say, ick! Ick, ick, ick!
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