We'd like to congratulate Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart for the impending birth of what will no doubt be a seriously good-looking infant.
OK, that was nice. And supportive. We didn't even mention the naked hot tub sex.
So now that we're BFFs with Eric, we'd like to take this opportunity to beg him not to let himself go. Because we noticed his hat, and we're very concerned.
As a refresher, here are a couple of pictures of the pre-Dad, pre-hat Eric Dane:
Now look what happened to Brad Pitt. We start with the fresh-faced, bare-armed hunk,
add one child and a hat
and the next thing you know, you've got a hot mess.
Eric, it looks like a harmless little hat, but in reality, it's a slippery slope. Don't let this happen to you.
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