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Dr. Laura: Our next caller is from Utah. Hello, you're on the air.
Caller: Oh, thank God. Dr. Laura, I need help.
Dr. Laura:No problem. That's what I do best. What's wrong?
Caller: Well, I have a syndicated call-in radio show where I give tough-talking advice to people about their personal lives.
Dr. Laura: Hey, that's a great line of work to be in. The spin-offs are amazing: books, T.V. shows, website, dolls ...
... I mean the marketing possibilities are endless! So what's the problem?
Caller: It's my son. I've been telling everyone to do what's right. And I was so proud when he enlisted in the Army--he's in Special Forces.
Dr. Laura: Wow, that's great. You must be very proud of him.
Caller: I am. At least, I was. But now ... now it's come out that he had a MySpace page... and the army didn't like the content. Actually, they hated it. One official called the material "repulsive." And now they've shut off access to MySpace for all their overseas troops. And I just don't know how I'm going to go ahead with my show. I mean, how am I supposed to tell everyone else how to live when my own son is posting pictures of Americans raping Afghan women?
Dr. Laura: Good question ... but you know, ithat MySpace page could have been faked.
Caller: Oh, sure, I could say that, but who's going to believe me? I said the same thing after those nude pictures of me were posted all over the internet. Dr. Laura, what am I going to do?
Dr. Laura: Well ... I hear there's an opening on The View ...
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