Donald Trump: May 2011 Archives

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Now that Prince William has gotten married, there's a good chance that in the next year, another heir to the throne will be born. And with Prince Charles getting increasingly long in the tooth, a lot of people are calling for Queen Elizabeth to abdicate so he can become King before he starts collecting the British equivalent of Social Security.

Of course, that's England's problem. But there's a ruling dynasty right here in the U.S. that could use some abdication. We're referring, of course, to the Trump dynasty.

No matter how big a fan you might be of gaudy office towers, bankrupt casinos, fluffy hair pieces, reality television, or political commentary, it's clear that The Donald needs to move off center stage. Did you see him at the White House Correspondent's Dinner? There's talk that he's going to run for President in 2012, but it looks to us as though he's heading straight for Mt. Rushmore.

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We say it's time Donald retired and handed over the reins to Ivanka.

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