When our kids get good grades, we reward them with dinner at Benihana (if we have a coupon).
P. Daddy rewards them with $380,000 cars.
Yes, cars, plural. Diddy bought his boy Justin a $300,000 Maybach for his 16th birthday.
Then, Justin pulled his grades up and made the honor roll. Good boy! Here's a $380,000 Maybach limo!
Diddy justified this gift, explaining "It's a collector's car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date..."
... Which is good, because all the seats fully recline for first date comfort. Its generous storage pods no doubt supply plenty of room not only for the built in Champagne chiller and standard silver flutes, but for rubbers and cones. No, we're not talking about duckies and ice cream, though, given Justin's age, we won't rule those out.
After giving his date the full tour, Justin and his lucky girl just might choose to do what other 16 year olds do on a special date: Go to Benihana. Coupons optional.
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