So many juicy, lustfully, snarky things to discuss on this fine Tuesday. Where do I lash out first? My desire to see Kate Hudson take some scissors to her kid's hair seemed to frustrate a few, so how dare I stir the pot by pointing out that her brother Oliver Hudson (who?) got married over the weekend.
Ready for the stir? Wonder if her kid wore his hair in a bun to the wedding like he did on this fine, sunny California afternoon.
Or I could point out that this picture of Brit and Federslime is the first taken of the two of them together since March 25th. Yes, I see the obvious “empty stroller” snark, but *yawn.*
Then there’s sad Denise Richards, who mistakenly thought she could wash the skank off her snatch in an oversized champagne glass during a Pussycat Dolls performance. The smile on her face makes me think she intends to wash using only Dom Perignon--paid for with her Sheen Kidz Child Support.
And this Tuesday would be a total Mamarazzi loss if I failed to mention Matt Damon and Luciana welcomed their baby girl, Isabella, on Sunday. Congratulations to them both! Now, Damons, the stakes are high; thanks to the Jolie-Pitts, you can no longer pocket the baby pic moulah. So quick! Develop the Born Identity Talented Mr. Ripley Foundation.
However, even with all the celebrity parenting news on this Tuesday: I simply “Could use a little more cowbell."
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