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Apr
29

Not The Cat's Meow.

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How Utterly Hollywood.

According to Star Magazine, Christie Brinkley and Alexa Ray Joel skipped the Mother - Daughter mani-pedi and dropped $60 grand on looney tunes Mother - Daughter plastic surgery.

Alright, alright, we kid. They didn't go Looney Tunes, they went Disney.

Alexa traded her natural nose, which looked just fine to us, for The Jasmine.

Christie chose The Aristocats Duchess facelift.

Pssst, Christie: We suggest adding Rogaine® to your facial beauty regimen, as The Duchess looks best when covered in fur.

Sep
02

Fountain Of Youth Discovered! Christie Brinkley Drinks It All!

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Bowing down to what is clearly a combination of amazing genetics and a highly talented plastic surgeon, Mamarazzi wants to take this moment to remind Peter Cook to enjoy his Internet porn.

That is all.

P.S. - do you see the theme developing here lovely readers? The husbands of gorgeous women and their porn addiction... boggles the mind, no?

Aug
23

Kids as PR.... or Why Didn't I Think of That?

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Kate and Chris took Ryder for a walk down Paparazzi Row just days after they announced their separation. Surely a few happy crunchy family pics will deflect attention from the messy Owen scandal. Nice work, Ry. Your check is in the mail.

Christie Brinkley trotted what's left of her family out to Disneyland to prove they couldn't be happier, even after learning their Daddy was an ass! Great smiles, kids. It must've sucked to be dragged to a photo-op, but you sure helped gird Mom's public image.

Gwen Stefani needed to generate interest in her newest album. So she's been posing for mother-son pics on the way to the studio! Brilliant PR strategy, Gwen!

Kate knew little Suri would make the photographers... Oh fuck. Stupid Scientology rules. Maybe a ridiculous pair of high heels would do the trick....

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