During his latest Break Like the Wind* stage show, Charlie Sheen said that if he could talk to Lindsay Lohan,
"I would hug her and let her know it's gonna be OK."
Luckily for Lindsay, she wasn't available for a hug. She was in the slammer serving time for violating her parole.
(She's already out on parole--after serving a hefty five-hour sentence--so she's going to have to find another place to hide.)
* Not its real name. Extra points if you recognize the reference.
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Charlie Sheen's photo courtesy of The National Ledger; Lindsay Lohan's photo courtesy of The Daily Press.


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