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Controversy keeps swirling around Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California USA and first runner-up to the Miss USA pageant.

Blasted by Perez Hilton, one of the pageant judges, for her stance on gay marriage, Carrie defended herself by saying that her own sister Christina is a gay rights activist--a statement that surprised her sister, as Christina is not gay.

But now, an openly gay woman has come forward to announce that she and Carrie's mother had a lesbian relationship.

Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean Retains Her Crown
Carrie Prejean and her mother, Francine Coppola

So we have some announcements to make to all parties involved.

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Carrie and her mom again.

Carrie: We're sorry to admit it, but parents never really lose the power to embarrass you.

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Christina's Twitter avatar

Christina: Even though you have the right to bear arms, and probably know how to use them, being a Second Lieutenant in the Air Force and all, we're afraid we're not going to let you shoot anyone. Not even Perez Hilton. Silly String is as far as we'll let you go.

Perez: Please shut up.

Donald Trump: Ditto. And next year, instead of Perez, hire Simon Cowell.

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Malibu Barbie Carrie and Christina

Francine: We know you've got enough to deal with right now. But we think you brought the wrong baby home from the hospital.

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