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We have to admit, the Brooke Shields/Katie Holmes friendship nearly inspired us to do some forgiving of our own.
If Brooke could be friendly with the hostage girlfriend of the moron man who told the world her career was circling the drain because antidepressants were taken instead of One-a-Days, perhaps we could let go of the simmering rage against the stupid bitch in tenth grade who wore tight sweaters every day until our boyfriend succumbed to her boobaliciousness.
Then we saw this photo of Brooke headed to the wedding and realized Pretty Baby had this planned all along.
Silently working out every day and pouring our newly perfected bodies into a stunning Oscar de la Renta to attend the sham wedding of the year is EXACTLY what we'd have done, Brooke!
Holding your husband back to prevent one of the public displays of affection TomKat is ridiculed known for is just plain funny.
It is with happy hearts we return to updating shit lists and plotting revenge.
"Enough about your damned head injury," Madge whispered to Lola through clenched teeth as the paparazzi moved in. "I wore this nurse outfit, didn't I? I got yer ice pack right here, don't I?"
Brooke's family knew it was time to re-evaluate her meds when she was caught letting the baby nurse from her famous cheekbones.
When the custom-made baby buggy finally arrived from Posh Tots, Melania Trump could see the writing on the gold-panelled wall. Her son was destined to be a gay drag queen. And it would be all her decorator's fault.
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Mom Hair Gone Wild
We've all done it at some point-screwed up our hair with a horrible mom 'do. Perhaps celebrities FUBAR what used to be their crowning glory as a way to reaching out to the ordinary moms trying to grow out ill-advised pixies.
A part of me is happy she's only frying her hair at this point.
Sharon Stone in a classic up-don't
Pretty Woman, Crappy Bangs
Wearing an afro wig is a warning sign of depression, Brooke. We only point and laugh because we care.
Only Brooke Shields' daughter Rowan noticed Tom Cruise's trademark grin hidden between the jaws of the friendly turtle. "Tell your mom you want to practice Scientology, kid," he whispered to her. "She'll give you a lollipop!"
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