We're really happy that the hair and outfit have shown major improvement, but are we the only ones that found Britney's recent Good Morning America performance reminiscent of her lackluster 2007 VMA routine?
Girlfriend seems very, very tired and not into it at all.
When we saw the pictures of Britney and Kevin at their sons' Little League game, we didn't think "OMG those boys are adorable," even though they are.
Or "How nice that Britney and Kevin can remain civil in public," even though they did.
No, our first thought was -- well, we'll leave it to you.
Here's Britney in a recent photo shoot
and here's Kevin at the Little League game.
Brit-Brit FTW!
Yeah, this guy either.
Wow, the Britney appears to be strong in this little one!
Dear Max,
Believe it or not, I know exactly how you feel. My mama got nasty on a live MTV awards show once, too!
However, my mama just got felt up and rubbed her crotch in a man's face, she didn't sing "licky licky yum yum" in reference to her "woohoo."
And while her hair and outfit were not flattering AT ALL, NOT EVEN THE TINIEST BIT, at least she wasn't wearing undies that featured a flashing red heart over her lady bits.
Good luck, Buddy. The playground is gonna be a bitch for life.
Best,
Sean Preston Spears-Federline
We never thought there would come a day when Britney Spears would serve as a positive role model, but we're big enough women to admit that we were wrong.
Unlike "Goddess" Demi Moore who insists that airbrushing and retouching doesn't exist, Britney released the unretouched photo shoot for Candie's clothing.
It's amazing to see how a normal, healthy-looking woman was turned into a thin, glowing, flawless creature
Thanks for showing the world that not even the girl photographed looks like the girl in those photos, Brit.
It's official: Celebrating Valentine's Day at some fancy-schmancy lovey-dovey restaurant is SO 2009.
Here's how our opinion leaders do it right:
The Splendiferous Jolie-Pitt clan grabbed gelato at some dive. Granted, that dive is in Venice, Italy. And it is gelato; sweet, creamy to-die-for gelato.
Meanwhile, Britney (seriously, she needs no surname) and her boyfriend, Jason Trawick (he does need one) dined at McDonald's. McDonalds, people. And it's for them, not a kid in sight. From the desperate look on their faces, they needed that Mickey Dee fix, stat.
Yes, tacky Valentine's days rule, We wouldn't put it past our Hollywood heroes to spend next Valentine's Day messing around in the 7-foot Champagne Glass Whirlpool Bath-for-Two at the Pocono Palace. But only if they could get McDonald's delivery.
All photos: Fame Pictures
Photo courtesy of DListed.com
Honestly, we barely recognized Britney.
Wait a minute. Does this mean that if we add a foot of blonde extensions and take off most of our clothes, we'll look like pop stars?
Hmm. Maybe we'll need to fine-tune it a bit. Work on the details. Like losing the lipstick. And adding a bag of Cheetos.
Test your celebrity parenting IQ! Read the following and decide which celebrity mom is most likely to say the following:
"They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips - and everyone's concerned for their safety. And my mom's like, 'Oh, they've been riding the whole weekend, they're having a blast!' I was like, 'They're not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!' They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time."
She adds, "My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who's 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. My boy threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I'm getting called into school.
"But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, 'I've seen your mom with her clothes off!' I've tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn't good but my son was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It's so sad."
Choices:
A) Britney Spears in about 10 years. Her little guys are going to be paying for Mommy's music videos and that whole lack-of-underpants era for the rest of their lives.
B) Jenna Jameson in 5 years. Having a mom who was a famous porn star requires growing up fast, which could easily mean learning to ride a dirt bike in kindergarten to escape bullies and teasing.
C) Pamela Anderson, present day. Way better to have the reputation of "Crazy biker kid" than "Son of sagging former Playboy model who enjoyed sex with dubious partners and is still naked a lot."
D) All the of above. These poor little rich boys are SO SCREWED ALREADY, OMG.
We're getting down to the wire, but Mamarazzi has charted the stars (and their offspring) and assembled a list of costume ideas to help make Halloween 2009 a fright to remember!
Octomom: Patron Saint of the Perpetually Pregnant.
Dita Von Teese rocks the Solar System look. (Frugalistas take note: could also double as a science project!)
Lourdes goes old-school and dresses like Mom back in the like-a-virgin days.
Victoria Beckham in "Project Runway designer when the Xanax runs out" garb.
Noah Cyrus & Friend recreate that brief and wonderous time when Paris and Britney were BFFs.
And if you're really crunched for time this Halloween, Amy Winehouse illustrates how easily anyone can pull off the famous Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction.
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