Ivanka Trump, former wife of spun-sugar coiffed Donald, mother of three, and grandmother of two babies reportedly lost her shit and was escorted off a Delta flight after screaming, "Little F***ers! Shut the f** up!" at unruly children who were screaming and running up and down the aisle.
We are speechless that anyone who had sex with Donald Trump for fourteen years would ever fly Delta.
You've watched beauty pageants on TV, right? Well yesterday, when Balloon Boy's dad won our BAD DAD o' the Week award, Pop Wino was probably all crying and fake-applauding, like the Mr. Congeniality he is.
Because he just won First Runner Up.
Check out the rack on her! Oh, whoops ... that's my daughter.
Yesterday, a reporter asked Pop Wino how Amy was doing. You know, the daughter who goes in and out of rehab so often that the clinic's installing a revolving door? Here's what he said:
Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.
Call us judgmental, but we disapprove of fathers who talk about their daughter's breasts. We were completely grossed out that time that Joe Simpson gushed about Jessica's boobs.
And while we admit that Amy looks better than she used to
she still doesn't look as good as her Madame Tussaud replica.
Quick--which one is the dummy?
We predict that Mitch is going to start angling for a boob job for the dummy any minute now.
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