Lets' play a quick round of celebrity word association. Ready?
Apparently Madonna is much more concerned about her ass then her mouth when it comes to being daisy fresh. Last week the Boston Herald reported that while on tour, Madonna "demanded that a specially encased toilet seat be installed in her dressing room" - and only she was allowed to "break the seal".
And it seems Madonna has big nasty plans for the upcoming MTV music awards. Rumors are circulating that she has been having "secret talks" with her close friend Lindsay Lohan about arranging a "bondage scene" for the award show. Now, we all know how Ms. Madgie likes her some threesomes (usually with one blonde and one brunette) so it comes as no surprise that Jessica Simpson is her choice as the third.
Pure genius. With that pair, you get every single, red-blooded, straight, American male as well as the whole lot of crusty, old, Disney exec's hot in the crotch in one fell swoop.
Madge may have Hand Foot and Dirty Mouth-Clean Ass Disease but she sure as hell has her marketing brain on straight.
Images: Boston Herald.com
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