As the days wind down towards New Year's Eve, the Mamarazzi have decided that this picture exemplifies many things we're glad to see--and many things we'd like to say good riddance to. So here are two count-downs:
Top Five things we're glad to see
5. An Olsen twin by herself--if only in this picture.
4. A former child star not on her way to rehab.
3. A pair of flared pants. Does this mean we're back in style?
2. Natural textured hair. Does this mean we can stop burning ourselves with our flat irons?
1. The same old monstrously huge sunglasses we've been seeing for a while--but in time to remind us to run out and find some before we need to disguise our New Year's Day hangover.
And now, the five things we'd like to see go away.
5. All. That. Smoking. Do celebrities make New Year's resolutions--or do they wait until they've signed into the Betty Ford clinic?
4. All black, all the time. We realize black is slimming. But what's the point when you weigh 87 pounds soaking wet? She looks like a pug going out on Halloween as Morticia Addams.
3. Celebrities who are body doubles for each other. We're tired of trying to tell the Olson twins apart.
2. All that fur. Not to go all PETA, but it looks like monkey fur. And since we're on record as thinking Mary-Kate and Ashley look like lemurs, this outfit is like a gorilla suit--one kind of ape dressing up as another.
1. Someone who looks like this being held up as a fashion icon. Let's just hope this look doesn't catch on. We shudder to think of anyone else walking around dressed like a cross between the Ascot Race scene from My Fair Lady and the "Step in Time" number from Mary Poppins.
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