OK, so there's a rich, well-built, studly, über-successful guy who's married to a gorgeous woman, and instead of being faithful to her, he cheats with every woman he can get. No matter how skanky or unattractive.
Wait a minute--who are we talking about? Tiger Woods or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Unfortunately? Both. As with Tiger, the voices of women coming forward to tell the world about having "amazing sex" with this "virtual Adonis" has grown to a deafening chorus.
We can't click on our favorite gossip sites without hearing about "outercourse." Or about Arnold's voracious appetite. Or how his "unbelievably frisky" activities had "Shee shee" heading to the hospital to have her injury checked out.
Shee-Shee, we're begging you. Please don't tell us what the injury was. We don't want to know.
Somehow, we suspect the movement to allow immigrants to run for President has received a life-threatening blow. Or at least, it's in the emergency room having its injuries looked at.
Which is just as well. We have enough native-born horn-dog politicians. We don't need to import any.
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Photo of Gigi Goyette from See Ads, Mildred Patricia Baena and Ahnold from The New York Post,
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