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Is it just us, or do little Atlas Tupper's eyes seem to convey that he's realized Mommy is Celestia and that he'd really, really like some help right about now?

Have you noticed all the dumb-ass litigation going on these days? Between the shenanigans to determine who was Anna Nicole's baby daddy, and Paris Hilton wanting to get pardoned from her slap-on-the-wrist sentence, it's no wonder that our kids want to be firemen when they grow up. Instead of judges.

Now Anne Heche's ex-husband is suing for custody of their child, claiming that Heche is exhibiting "bizarre and delusional behavior."

Well, duh. She is, after all, the author of Call Me Batshit.

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And not to judge a book by its cover, but something tells us Anne may not be ready to deal with the rigors of single motherhood.

Not to be overly harsh, but that Celestia story makes Scientology sound ... almost sane.

We'd like to see Homer have a chance at a normal life, so we say let his daddy have him. As for Anne, if we were the judge, we'd find her guilty of Train Wreck in the first degree, and sentence her to twenty years of drama-free existence--with no possibility of parole.

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