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Woman's Wear Daily reports that UK sportswear manufacturer Fred Perry has signed Amy Winehouse to design a collection that will debut in October.

It's supposed to be pink and black and consist of capris, polos, twin sets, and mini skirts.

Sounds wholesome! Which means something has gone askew somewhere. We don't know about you, but when we think about Amy Winehouse and fashion, we get an image of ballet flats

mini skirts--fetish-y schoolgirl avatar ones

wife beaters ... maybe with a "heroin chic" design

tattoos

and part pink thing on top of the head.

Put it all together, roll it in cigarette ashes, and you get

Are you buying it?

We're getting down to the wire, but Mamarazzi has charted the stars (and their offspring) and assembled a list of costume ideas to help make Halloween 2009 a fright to remember!

Octomom: Patron Saint of the Perpetually Pregnant.

Dita Von Teese rocks the Solar System look. (Frugalistas take note: could also double as a science project!)

Lourdes goes old-school and dresses like Mom back in the like-a-virgin days.

Victoria Beckham in "Project Runway designer when the Xanax runs out" garb.

Noah Cyrus & Friend recreate that brief and wonderous time when Paris and Britney were BFFs.

And if you're really crunched for time this Halloween, Amy Winehouse illustrates how easily anyone can pull off the famous Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction.

You've watched beauty pageants on TV, right? Well yesterday, when Balloon Boy's dad won our BAD DAD o' the Week award, Pop Wino was probably all crying and fake-applauding, like the Mr. Congeniality he is.

Because he just won First Runner Up.

Check out the rack on her! Oh, whoops ... that's my daughter.

Yesterday, a reporter asked Pop Wino how Amy was doing. You know, the daughter who goes in and out of rehab so often that the clinic's installing a revolving door? Here's what he said:

Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.

Call us judgmental, but we disapprove of fathers who talk about their daughter's breasts. We were completely grossed out that time that Joe Simpson gushed about Jessica's boobs.

And while we admit that Amy looks better than she used to

she still doesn't look as good as her Madame Tussaud replica.

Quick--which one is the dummy?

We predict that Mitch is going to start angling for a boob job for the dummy any minute now.

Amy Winehouse's parents say her husband Blake introduced her to the world of drugs.

Blake's mom, Georgette says Amy is the one who got Blake hooked.

Blake and Amy were divorced in July.

Shortly after the divorce, Georgette stole a steamy love letter Amy wrote to Blake--and sold it.

Amy is suing Georgette for copyright infringement, compensation, and if the rumors are true, may be trying to reunite with Blake.

We don't know who did what, but if our daughter-in-law went from

to

we'd be spending our time keeping our son away from the likes of Courtney Love and Britney Spears, rather than wasting it selling stuff to the paparazzi.

When your daughter is is either off in rehab or running around looking like a junky

you have a problem. The same problem that affects the parents of so many of today's pop stars.

How are you going to get a nice family portrait taken?

Well, the Winehouses have figured it out.

All you need to do is convince the people at Madame Toussaud's to make a wax figure of her. The parents can pose with it, and no one can tell the difference.

The best part is that everyone will think Amy's last detox finally did the trick. She's never looked healthier!

Mr. and Mrs. Winehouse must be so relieved.

Images courtesy of Seriously? OMG! and Says Who Live

We're not employment experts, but if you have a teenager having a hard time finding a summer job, there appears to be a childcare shortage in Great Britian.

It looks like Amy Winehouse's dad Mitch is bonkers, too.

He told British Newspaper The People that having babies will help Wino quit drugs.

He said that Amy's "desperate to be a mum".

He added, "As for the drugs, she will get bored with them because the desire for children will take over. Amy knows that if she and Blake are going to have kids then she has to be in perfect health. I honestly think that in two years she will be fit, healthy and having babies - motherhood will be her drug."

We don't know where to begin to correct Papa Winehouse.

So instead we'll ponder who should father Amy's children. Amy's husband, Blaaaaaaaaaake? Or maybe Amy's crack pal, Pete Doherty? Or a third choice. How about Boy George, 80's pop superstar who's not only shared drug issues but could share his hat and handbag collection AND eyeliner tips with Amy?

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Photo Credits: Wenn (the Winehouses), Perez Hilton (Boy George)

It doesn't seem an exaggeration to say that baby Harlow likely saved her mom's life. Nicole Richie is a much healthier weight, seems to be saying no to drugs, and now parties a survivable amount.

We couldn't help wondering if perhaps mini-Mes might be the answer to saving this next generation of celebutants from themselves......

We at Mamarazzi want to say that maybe, just maybe, Amy Winehouse is not the best person to have watch the baby...