About
About
Jen on the Edge lives and snarks in Jenworld, which is her little domain located in an old college town in Virginia. While she fantasizes about moving to England and shacking up with James Bond and Mr. Darcy (not necessarily at the same time), Jen is actually happily married to her college sweetheart, who is a man of great patience. Jen and Mr. Jen have two elementary school-aged daughters whose budding snarkiness is a source of great pride to their uber-snarky mother. Jen loves writing for Mamarazzi because it gives her a chance to vent in a way that won't scare the other parents in the school carpool line.
Kristin is way too shy to talk about herself, and anyway, she's afraid of being stalked on this big scary internet thingamajig. It's actually kind of amazing that she's willing to post here at all. However, she drew the line at writing a bio for us. She claims she can't think of what to say. We think she's full of shit, but we agreed to pool our resources and do it for her. The lazy bitch.
LemonySarah's life-long addiction to pop culture actually became useful when she made a highly successful appearance at the National Trivia Bowl, where she answered questions about TV, movies and rock music. She then worked in advertising, using her media-obsessed past to make money by manipulating the masses. Most recently, she moved from Chicago to Boulder, Colorado. She traded evenings drinking martinis and watching a show at The Second City for evenings drinking martinis and watching the Naked Pumpkin Run. Sarah, Mr. Lemony, their teenaged daughter and son, and their overly-adored chocolate lab continue to saturate themselves in the media by spending far too much time in front of TV and computer screens.
Poppy Buxom lives in Newtopia, Illinois--a lovely, tranquil suburb of Chicago, where the other mothers are all thinner, richer, and blonder than she is. She enjoys celebrity gossip because it gives her what she craves more than anything: the chance to feel smug. When she's not writing for Mamarazzi, she's on Facebook, where she likes to start groups that appeal to the smallest possible number of people. Poppy is a perpetual A.B.D. in English Literature, a Contributing Editor at BlogHer, and the founder, president, and only member of the Hugh Laurie But Not as House, as George IV in the Third Blackadder Series Facebook fan club.
Susie Sunshine lives in Michigan with her husband, four sons, and eighteen thousand stretch marks. She's still on her first spouse, has never lost custody of her kids, or been photographed without panties. She squeezes in pointing and laughing at celebrities between loads of laundry and shuttling children to their activities.
