We're getting worried about Angelina Jolie. She's currently doing her U.N. Ambassador thing visiting Syrian refugees in Turkey, and we applaud her for that.
But we want her to come home from Turkey and visit the Wisconsin State Fair. Then make a pit stop at a 7/11 for a Big Gulp and a sack of Cheetos. Followed by a photo op at Millions of Milkshakes. Washed down with a Venti Frappuccino with whipped cream and extra syrup. And finish with a week-long fried oyster, bread pudding, and beignet-athon in New Orleans.
We won't sling the a------- word around. But girlfriend is looking frail.
Yeah, saints and great religious leaders tend to be portrayed as ectomorphs. But Angie, nobody is more generous, loving, and tirelessly giving than Santa Claus, and he's thicker than a whale omelet.
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Photo courtesy of Celebitchy
It almost looks photoshopped. The arm doesn't go with the rest of the photo! (I know it's real, but it looks so odd!)
It is great that we are able to get the personal loans moreover, that opens new chances.