Mamarazzi's pushing the limits today: and all we're doing is reporting on a fashion award!
Many of today's photos (and link) are really, truly NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless you work for Charlie Sheen. Angels, read on. Everyone else, USE CAUTION GALORE!
We'll start off with a tame photo of Lady Gaga arriving to accept her Style Icon trophy at the Council of Fashion Designers of America (CFDA) Fashion Awards in New York Monday night.
We think this outfit would have benefitted being accessorized with three gigantic bodyguards. Not only would Gaga have looked more iconic, at least one of them could have broken her fall off of her oh-so-70's 24 inch platforms.
Perhaps Gaga wanted to see if she could make a full body cast iconic.
We hear your brain loud and clear, Gaga: "Look at me, dammit!"
OK, HERE COMES THE PART YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. NSFW ALERT! WHEE!
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"AHEM. HELL-OOOO...Look at me, dammit!"
Lady G. really got her icon on at the after party. Her Frederick's of Hollywood icon, that is.
Mamarazzi doesn't see the iconoclasm here, but we can see some practicality:
1. Clubs get really hot. If you wear this, your deodorant won't fail.
2. We've always wondered why anyone would wear shape-shifting underwear to allure guys (or girls), only to have the saggy truth revealed in the boudoir. No false advertising here!
And hey, we can see Gaga's painful yet ineffective bustier indentations, too...Iconic!
3. Um, we can't think of a third practical point.
Gaga also revealed yet another Style Icon tip: Always stuff a walk-of-shame dress into your purse.
Oh, and remember to pack a pair of flats, too.
Poor Lady Gaga! There she is, in some presumably hip club, practially naked, dancing her heart out, trying to look like she's having the time of her life, and, except for the expressionless photographer, NO ONE'S EVEN LOOKING AT HER! She's got to be wondering, "What does it take?!?"
But wait, that's where the elevator shoes come in. Ah, the genius of it all! Everyone notices you when you have a broken leg!
I seriously can't take her anymore. Don't get it. I know she has a message out there of being yourself, accepting others, etc., which is great. But it's SO overdone and over the top that it seems comical. Ugh. I don't even know what else to say here! Love her songs, though.
Dare I ask - What in the world is that silver (striped?) thing on the front of her g-string?
What in the world is that silver (striped?) thing on the front of her g-string?
I think it's a chastity belt.
Chastity belt.. HA!