Madonna banned photographers from taking pictures of her at a Museum of Modern Art party Monday night because she "didn't feel she looked her best."
Take a moment right now to think back.
We've seen Madonna's:
-three inch black roots
-chicken claw hands
-unshaven armpits
-placenta hat (Evita phase)
-kiss with Britney and Christina
-onstage masturbation act
-creepy cheek implants
-eyebrow evolution
-crotch (all phases)
most of which were readily shared by Her Madgesty herself.
So what could she have been wearing/doing/recovering from at this MoMA party want to AVOID BEING PHOTOGRAPHED?!
This is so not like our Material Girl!!!
Brace yourselves for the one photograph of Madonna from that night:
I'm wearing my glasses at this very moment. I feel SO BRAVE.
Is it just me or does she look a little like Faye Dunaway in that picture?
She does look like Faye. In fact, she looks great. She should wear glasses more often. They disguise her cheek implants.
I think she looks great! She might have pink eye or something. Her eye looks like it may be a bit red. She looks much softer than usual.
She will be always sexy!
She looks great!!! Some celebrities are so weird.