
Nine hundred channels and nothing to watch, you say? Rejoice! In just over a month, you too can delight in a new reality show featuring the always cool and refreshing Ice-T and his most likely to be mistaken for a female impersonator scalding hot wife, Coco.
Ice Loves Coco is scheduled to premiere Sunday, June 12, 2011 at 10:30/9:30c, on E!. Remember that now.
Who's Coco (real name Nicole Austin)? Surely you remember her from her role in 2004's The Dirty Monks. Oh, how we wish we could make this stuff up.

Can't wait five weeks for your G-cup of hot Coco goodness? Mamarazzi suggests you visit her website store and show your friends and family exquisite taste by purchasing and proudly displaying this four-pack of Coco air fresheners.

Not only is this just the minivan accessory we've all been searching for for so many years, you'll have to agree that the air freshener's design just screams freshness!
OMG what is with with guys and these skanky whores? Not that he's any prize himself but... wow. No thanks... 900 channels and nothing to watch means get off the couch and do something else... or risk gaining ass as big as that one.
Holy Bootie Batman!
Whoa--baby got back and front. How did she get so big at both ends? Maybe her boobs are real and her butt is implants--but chances are that between the shoulders and knees, her body mass is 80 percent non-biodegradable.