Ok, not really. If Mamarazzi had a spare $130,000 it would be spent on shoes, gin and lotto tickets.
So, the Uterine Fascinator, the hat which gave all Royal Wedding Watchers the biggest jollies and created a festive Internet meme turns out to be the Hat of Magic - creating mega bucks for two of Princess Beatrice's favorite charities.
Well played, Princess B., well played.
What Mamarazzi really wants to know is this: did you buy the hat and if so, will you let Mamarazzi try it on?
That hat truly is quite the work of master craftsmanship. It's the finest female reproductive system/toilet seat this reporter has ever seen.