Back in the day, if an expectant couple was unable to afford routine OB/GYN visits
or a sturdy bra
or a pregnancy belt
they kept that shit to themselves.
We're so sorry little fetii. You can honestly say your parents embarrassed you in public even before you were born.
Oh GAWD there goes my breakfast. WHY do they think anyone wants to see this crap?
EEEEEK!!!! Too much! And he looks so tiny compared to her- I mean before she was even pregnant. He just looks/acts like a kid, no?
Lord dog, where's my eye bleach?
A man's hands on a woman's bare breasts is not considered inappropriate for a magazine cover if the woman is hugely pregnant? That's the lesson I learn from this.
Demi Moore unleashed this dawg upon the world. I echo flutterby and class factotum.