Again, Lindsay swears she's innocent.
Hey, who doesn't walk out of a club at 2:30 AM on a weekday, crumble into a fetal position, face down on a New York City sidewalk, as a joke? Surely, Lindsay caught the paparazzi in a wee hours April Fool's joke, right?
Last night, Lindsay explained, verbatim, on her Facebook page, "Is it not allowed to slip and fall? im always a klutz!!!"
This morning, Lindsay edited her own story, explaining, "I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink! I was with my brother, sister and friends. I was making a joke. They're trying to make something out of nothing. Just because I'm out doesn't mean I'm drinking."
We always trust and believe Lindsay. Who doesn't love NYC so much that they need to kiss the ground outside a crowded bar? Think about that sidewalk's personal hygiene for just one moment and you'll have to agree.
Anyhoo, the camera doesn't lie. Remember this photo of Lindsay from just a few days ago? Maybe Lindsay really isn't drinking. Not that we think she's abstaining: Mamarazzi thinks that her crackhead look may not be just another one of wacky Lindsay's hilarious jokes.
Even if she was joking, wouldn't it be sick how much attention she craves? Either way, this girl is not right.
the tag says it all. hot mess.
But I love her coat. At least she looks good while she's falling apart.