If you have a tiny, guilty desire to check out Charlie Sheen's live show--but feel too ambivalent to actually act on it--we've just solved your problem.
We've just heard that a bunch of suits at Fox met with Sheen last week to talk about putting him at the helm of a talk show. Which means that you might get the chance to hear Charlie Sheen spout his opinions for free.
At first we thought there was no way this could happen. What advertisers would want to be linked to Charlie Sheen?
Then we remembered about Viagra. And Hair Club for Men.
So think about it. Charlie Sheen. Five nights a week. Unscripted.
We can't decide whether weep for the state of American society--or zap a bag of Butter Blast and pull up a chair.
Being that (1) I don't want to pay him to see him live (also, his Denver show sold out in less than a minute), and (2) Mine is no longer a Nielsen family and (3) I'm highly unlikely to want to buy any products advertised on a Charlie Sheen talk show, I think I'll grab the Butter Blast and enjoy cringing.