Mamarazzi just doesn't have the strength to delve into Charlie Sheen's tiger bloodlines, WINNER!!ness, or loss of custody of his 2 year old twins today.
Instead, we're getting back to the basics of manners because while it seems obvious to most people, clearly there are some who need some gentle guidance.
For example, it is okay to have the same hairstyle and one's daughter, providing it is classic and not overly-trendy. (Example: traight hair with side-swept bangs is fine. Pink, crimped hair is not.)

However, no matter how fabulous the legs are, it is NEVER OKAY for a mother's skirt to be shorter than her daughter's, especially if it is a see-through garment. You had your time, now let her have hers!

no matter how fabulous the legs are, it is NEVER OKAY for a mother's skirt to be shorter than her daughter's
Or if the mother is eligible for AARP.
I don't know about that----it looks like Madonna has better legs than Lourdes, so why not? Remember, ladies: the legs are the last thing to go. Enjoy them while you've got them!
Stacey and Clinton would tell Madonna to be age appropriate.
Although is Madonna's outfit appropriate for any age?