Lindsay's dad has lots of new friends these days. Besides the role models pictured here, Mike's joined the fifth season of "Celebrity Rehab" along with such new soul mates as the White House party crashers.
They're a colorful bunch and we suspect they've all got one thing in common: Like The Rock Star From Mars, they desperately need to start taking their psychiatric meds.
Will host Dr. Drew touch their hearts and convince Michael and crew to stop self medicating with stoopid drugs, and start taking the meds that actually work?
Earth to Dr. Drew! When you're getting free publicity and cash for being a train wreck, why would you want to get back on track?
Take notes, Dr. D. Mamarazzi has the answer!
Dudes, the Walgreen's Drive-Thru's right in your neighborhood, it's open late, and a month's supply of Lithium's only four bucks! Soooo...
... Michael, call us when you're on your way to the pharmacy. We'll alert our paparazzi pals, who will gladly run over starlets' feet to meet you, cheerfully chat you up and sell their video to TMZ.
You'll win. The paparazzi will win. And Mamarazzi always wins.
Win-win-win, dudes! That's two more wins than even The Tiger Blooded WINNER! Warlock's got.
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