It's tempting to ignore the whole Charlie-Sheen-Imploding-In-Front-Of-Our-Faces thing, because a) Mamarazzi is pretty sure Two and Half Men sucks rotten eggs and its audience will be just fine moving on to a better sitcom like Raising Hope, and b) another entitled asshole behaving like an asshole is, frankly, exhausting.
However, we're only human, and eventually we had to drink the Kool-Ade.
These little gems are from Charlie's interview with Piers Morgan:
I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard.I'm on a mission, it's an operation actually to right some terrible wrongs.
I'm at the dead epicenter of every single moment that's been going on in this thing.
I'm not going to say it wasn't epic and I wasn't having a ball and all those around me weren't enjoying the show.
We were on a rocket ship to the moon some nights.
Did any of you ever have a roommate who dropped a lot E while in college? Or smoked a little too much weed? Even too much booze can bring about the "I love you, man" syndrome, where you're all sloppy drunk and slurring and you're talking one inch from someone's face and everything is, "I love you. You're my best friend. No one understands me" followed quickly by "Fuck the system/professor/significant other/boss! I'm smarter than they are! They're just so limited by their conventional life! Blah blah blah."
We're sure you've been on either the receiving or delivering end of such genius.
That's Charlie Sheen in a nutshell. A drunk, delusional frat boy who thinks he's far more interesting and talented than he actually is. An Eddie Haskell who has managed to pull the wool over the collective eyes of the public for so long that we smirk and shake our heads at his ridiculous behavior, his abusiveness towards woman, and his disrespect for property, both public and private.
Mamarazzi encourages Sheen to stayed holed up with his Porn Star "goddesses" and enjoy kinky sex until the money runs out.
After all, rumor has it that CBS is in talks with John Stamos to step in to the lead role on Men, which would make it a show we would watch after all!
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(This entry is by Kristin, not Poppy. Kristin is having trouble with her laptop!)
Really? They're looking to replace him? I am not sure that would be possible.. I actually liked the show, mostly because the kid is freaking HILARIOUS, but Sheen brought the right kind of man-skank to the character, probably because it was so autobiographical... I can't imagine anyone else keeping that same level.