The consensus in the House of Mamarazzi is that Selena Gomez, being a quadruple threat (actor, singer, dancer, wizard) could totes do better than the Beebs, but until she realizes that fancy hair and girlie voice does not a man make, the Internet will be busy losing its collective shit over any and all canoodoling.
Especially the Fans of Bieber.
They are gnashing their teeth and rending their garments and poking out that which offends... in other words, they are tweeting death threats.
-- roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you'll break @justinbieber's heart I'm gonna kill you :3
-- @selenagomez I'll kill you I swear on GOD!!!!
-- @selenagomez If you are the Girlfriend of Justin I will Kill you I HATE YOU :@ !!!
-- @selenagomez whore cancer whore..like i'mm kill myself cuz i saw you and Justin kissing well thankyou Selena thankyou now i'm killing myself
-- @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i'm gonna kill ya in the night underneath your smelly bed
Oh Fans, Mamarazzi, while perhaps not on the same Page of Crazy as thou, understand how staged creepy photos of a pretty girl with a skinny boy who needs to take a to take a tip from Taylor Lautner and hit the gym can make a person feel stabby... but darlings, Twitter is not to be used as Tool of Evil...
And remember, it's only a few years and couple of recreational drugs until *this happens:
Leif Garret
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