"Remember last week when I fessed up to using Botox and you reporters went apeshit because my BIG, HUGE secret had finally been exposed?!!"
"And it turns out what y'all didn't know was that our secret baby Faith was already home sleeping her bassinette, finally oblivious to Sunday loudly singing her Daddy's songs right by her newborn head in a completely non-silent, unScientological fashion!"
"Yep, the hair might look completely stupid, but this is the guy made me want to unfreeze my face so I could smile for real. I hope when her marriage contract expires, Katie fares as well. I really, really do."
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