Will Mamarazzi really put our witchy spin on the feel good story of the year?
No, dear readers, we only wish to make the world a better place. Snork.
Spoiler alert: He's got NINE KIDS.
Ted, Mamarazzi can't offer you a steady job, counseling to deal with sudden fame, or a mortgage, but we CAN offer you something to keep your future life from spinning out of control.
Yes! The comments really work! Carry on...
Yep comments are working... the spammers have been having a field day in case you haven't noticed! Is there really no way for you guys to remove those posts?
We love our spammers. No, we're really just very, very lazy.