The news that the Guidos and Guidettes of Jersey Shore will be filming Season 4 in Italy has us a little worried.
First of all, what will The Situation do when he finds himself surrounded by so many sets of rock hard abs?
What will happen to his self-esteem if he pulls his shirt up and nobody notices?
But what really worries us is the fiscal health of MTV. The beaches in Italy are topless. If MTV has to digitally edit every nipple on every beach in Italy, they'll go bankrupt. And that would destroy any chance that MTV will see the error of their ways, stop broadcasting this kind of formaggio, and start acting like Music Television again.
Just a refresher--imagine this--but taking place in Italy:
So ... Jersey Shore in Italy ... sì or no?
NO NO NO NO! IO sono Italiana e no!! We already have a reputation for being loud and obnoxious. I'm sure the gang will only reinforce that and make us look like complete fools.
Ugh! Jersey Shore no where no how. Not in Italy, not in the US. These gas bags are WAY over their 15 minutes of fame and they need to just go ahead and start their fast food careers.
I thought we were on friendly terms with Italy. Why are we doing this to them?
Sue and Kristin, I'm with you. And Julie, good point. What if Italy declares an imbargo and we can't get Prosecco, gorgonzola, or Armani clothes? What would Jodie Foster wear to the Oscars???
Poppy - great point! I had not even thought about the repercussions. If they stop importing my Nutella....someone is going down like Snooky in a bar fight.