... be stuck with Kate Gosselin or Sarah Palin? On a camping adventure! With bears! And rain!
Seriously.
TLC pulled a crossover and tonight they'll be airing a very special episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska. The Gosselin kids and their nightmare mother roll up to the vastness that is the 49th state for some good old fashioned family fun with the Palin clan. Cute Piper (the only Palin girl not to be bashing gays on the Internet) is more than excited to be spending time with the famous multiples.
So sweet.
Not.
Here is a taste of how it goes down:
"The kids are having fun, so I'm tolerating it, but this is my new home," grumbles Kate, having sullenly planted herself beneath a tarp, far away from everyone else. "I'm miserable, but, I mean, somebody's got to be."
Followed by: "I don't see a table, I don't see utensils, I don't see hand-cleansing materials," she whimpers. "These are not ideal conditions. I'm freezing to the bone; I have 19 layers on; my hands are frigid. I held it together as long as I could and I'm done now!"
Oh Kate, you stupid ho. You're camping. Even Mamarazzi, who do not camp, know that you sound like a fool.
Sarah, ever gung-ho, announces to the group, "This is the most luxurious camping spot I've ever seen!"
Good stuff, no?
Mamarazzi will be tuning in to tonight's episode, because we expect a Chrismukkah miracle to occur: we'll turn to our various spouses and say, "I guess I would rather be stuck with Sarah."
"The only Palin not making bashing gays on the Internet" BWAHAHAHA!
I'm torn between wanting to see the train wreck that is Kate, but not wanting to raise their ratings by watching.
OMG, two of my least favorite reality show moms in one show??? This is better than Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! MUST WATCH.
I'm with Spring... someone needs to watch and blog it so we can keep up in a more vicarious manner than actually having to watch.
Totally Sarah. We'd have food because she can hunt.
Plus I just like her.
But camping in the winter? In Alaska?
No thanks.
Actually, camping at all is just not my thing, winter or summer. Room service, please.