Straight from a successful season of HBO's hit, "Boardwalk Empire", Paz de la Huerta gives the stupidest interview ever to Paper Magazine.
Here are some gems for you to chew on:
In sixth grade, she was kicked out of Grace Church School. She says classmates picked on her for being too skinny. One day she just lost it. "I broke a chair over a girl's head," she says flatly. "That was it. I thought it was a horrible school. They had some evil teachers. I always hated school."
Now, some of Mamarazzi may have actually attended Grace Church School and have only fond memories of it. So shut your pie hole, Huerta!
Also:
"I have so much I want to do. I just feel like everyone and their mother thinks they can be an artist. You can't. Sorry. I know I was born to be one."
How much do you want to poke this girl in the eyeballs?
And of course there is a lot of sexytime talk:
She mentions that she is wearing only one ring, of an Egyptian scarab, because jewelry (and lipstick) gets in the way of sex
Apparently, she might have sex at any second... hence, superfluous baubles and makeup must be left behind...
Santa, all Mamarazzi wants for Christmas is to never have to read another Paz interview again.

Evidently, however, cigarettes don't get in the way of sex.
Sarah - they just make the sexy sex sexier.
She broke a chair over a kid's head and thinks the SCHOOL is bad? Sheesh.
Spring - I KNOW! She just comes across like such an insufferable ass...
Only word that comes to mind, sadly, is.... whore.