Warmest Seasons Greetings from the Kardashian/Jenner Family, the Brady Bunch/Addams Family of the 21st Century.
Please note the aggressive hands on waist motif and skanky ball gowns for the women. Then note the men's faces that either say a pitiful "kill me now" or a downright hostile "mess with me and I'll cut you". Pish posh, Kardashians, other families' cards have made us cringe for years. Behold:
Skanky? It's been done.
Dark and creepy? SO last century.
Kardashians, Mamarazzi begs you to try harder next year. You've got serious kompetition in the krazy, kreepy Khristmas kard kategory.
Photos: The Kardashian/Jenner Family, awkwardfamilyphotos.com
I would just like to know who in the hell convinced these egomaniacal skank whores that ANYONE is supposed to give a rats freaking hairy ass about them... We need a decently reliable method of wiping them out... Darwin is taking wayyyy too long.
Make me wish I was on their Kristmas Kard (K)list.
Bruce Jenner is thinking "I won an Olympic gold medal. I was the world's greatest athlete.
Now I'm the clueless step-dad to this nest of vipers..."
truly the Ozymandias of our times!
If I had a body like the lady in the last pic (after having two kids, nonetheless!) I'd probably wear that in my Christmas card picture too.
Just sayin'
Personally I love the gangsta suit on the Kardashian toddler paired with his deer-in-the-headlights expression.