Think we're kidding? Check out Gwyneth Paltrow's cover version of "Purple Rain" in the upcoming Glee episode that pays tribute to Prince.
OK, we're kidding. Gwyneth will actually be performing a medley of Rihanna's "Umbrella" and "Singin' in the Rain."
And yes, OK. We're repeating ourselves. We've already made fun of the idea of Gwyneth singing--although at the time, we said that if Gwyneth was good enough for Glee, she was good enough for us.
We've re-thought the matter, and decided that Gwyneth Paltrow needs to leave our favorite television show alone. Gwyneth's appearance as a guest star means that Glee has jumped the shark. A big, fat GOOPy shark.
Because seriously, who's next? At this rate, all our favorite snark targets are going to end up as guest stars. Glee already did an episode honoring Madonna, and Britney Spears made a cameo appearance this season.
Glee fans, stick with us and save yourself a ton of trouble. Want to know who's going to guest-star? Just check here. Anyone we regularly mock is probably going to end up on the show.
With our luck, Levi Johnston will be next.
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