Yes, gentle readers, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the internet, Courtney Love re-discovered twitter.
For proof, see the following picture she twatted recently.
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Warning--it's NSFW.
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Unless you work at a Honey-Baked Ham franchise.
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Ready? OK.
We tried to come up with a suitable caption, but everything we thought of was so vulgar, we were embarrassing ourselves.
We've given up. We're off to start our week with visions of sex toys, cellulite cream, the apples used to garnish a suckling pig, Madonna's "Like a Prayer" video, and Thigh Masters dancing in our heads.
If you can say the same, then our work here is done.
(Photo courtesy of D-Listed.)
I'm printing the picture out and putting it on both my refrigerator & pantry doors. Guess who won't be gaining 5 lbs this holiday season? Thanks for the diet aid.