Jenny making a fool out of herself. Again. Photo courtesy of I'm Not Obsessed.
Jenny McCarthy has been famous for a lot of things. Posing for Playboy, posing for Candie's while sitting on the toilet, being on half a million MTV shows, being awarded a Razzie, getting dumped by Jim Carrey--and oh yeah. Being a mother.
We won't go into Jenny's famous claim that MMR immunizations might have been partly responsible for her son's autism, or her slightly less well-known claim that whoops, he didn't have autism, he had Landau-Kleffner syndrome.
We'll just stick with the fact that Jenny has an eight-year-old son.
Would your child be happy that you went on television and said the following Jennyisms? (Translated into plain English by your intrepid team at Mamarazzi):
"No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? Because I'm really good."
I need proof of what a hot lay I am, because my naked Playboy pictures haven't resulted in enough offers to do me!
"As we get older, I've noticed, now being 37, I'm much more horny than I was in my 20s. I'm about a 9.8 on the horny scale."
Do me before I spontaneously combust!!!
"Size definitely helps, but the thing is, you don't need big. Average is awesome. Standard issue is awesome!"
I'm desperate! Desperate, I tell you! You! Over there! Needle dick the bug humper! DO. ME. NOW.
What's next for Jenny? A remake of "Me So Horny?"
Ooops! You forgot one. *shudder*
after you've been labeled 'a menace to public health' the rest is all public-relations gravy...
her first shoot for Playboy....Nuns drew crosses on their heads with their fingers...
What were nuns doing at a Playboy shoot?