Mamarazzi does not watch Dancing With the (not) Stars mostly because we have out standards and also because it's on opposite Flipping Out and we have a style crush on Jeff Lewis...
In any case, the (not) stars are currently shimmying their way into week 5 and here is the latest offering, a sexy rumba if you will, from Bristol Palin, a girl who is famous for getting pregnant while her mother was running for VP of the United States.
Watch and then ask yourself: Should I hate Mamarazzi now that they have taken 2 minutes of my life, that I will never get back, watching this snooze fest or LOVE them forever because 31 seconds in I fell into a deep sleep and now feel more rested than I have in weeks!
We think we know where this is headed and, you're welcome.
Thanks for the nap. I needed that.
Yawwwwwwn. Didn't really see much actual dancing from her. She's a skank... always will be. Whoring herself out for attention. She needs to just go the hell away. And take her mother with her.
I haven't seen such energetic dancing since Lucille Ball starred in Mame. When she was 63.