Being moms ourselves, we care about our loved ones' education. Dear reader, this includes you. Again, we wish to drill into your head one simple message: You do NOT want to be famous.
Here we are, ordinary schlubs, and we know when celebs last had sex. Thanks to viral sex videos and assorted loudmouths, we're more in tune with celebs' romantic lives than we are with our own.
For instance, everyone with internet access is privileged to know that splitting couple Laura Dern and Ben Harper did the naked pretzel only last week. We also know, thanks to Courtney Cox's blabbermouth soon-to-be-ex David Arquette, that they last co-mingled four months ago. Gack, those mental images can't be unseen!
BUT, if you still crave fame, use your own three year old chatterbox to tell the world about your whoopie-making.
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Mwahahahahahahaha! It is videos like this that make me kinda relieved that my oldest didn't speak until he was four!
There is a silver lining to some developmental delays!!!
That's just fucking hilarious!