Surely you know about TLC's Sister Wives, the reality show about Kody Brown, his four wives and 16 children.
We can see why Kody likes the arrangement. Who hasn't fantasized about having their own mini cult? Don't answer that question.
But why are his wives krazy for Kody? His awesomely kute name? His awesomely kuddly personality? His awesome aging surfer dude style? His awesomely fabulous career as an advertising salesman? You know, the minimum wage plus commission job that desperate recent liberal arts grads get?
Do they adore Kody's awesome fondness for the word "awesome"?
We think it's something that TV can't detect. We think it's the way he smells.
We think he douses himself daily in AXE Body Spray. Their ads say it all.
I've watched two episodes, and I cannot for the life of me figure out the attraction. I mean, he's not Bill Paxton or anything.