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We know it's a little early--it isn't even Halloween, yet--but we've just invented a new award: The Daddiest Daddy who ever Daddied. And the first recipient will be Michael Lohan.
That's because to ensure his daughter's well-being, the man is willing to make the ultimate self-sacrifice. He's willing to get drunk.
OK, it's a little more involved than that. First he plans to demand entrance to the Betty Ford Clinic in order to gain access to Lindsay. If that fails, he plans to get drunk and cause a scene in front of the clinic. This will cause them to call the police and have him arrested, whereupon he will magically gain admittance.
Because that's how famous rehab centers get new patients! They hang out a shingle and then wait for people to come pass out on their front steps in a pool of Mad Dog and vomit.
We doubt that anyone could top that for fatherly devotion and self-sacrifice. But there are two and a half months left in 2010, so David Hasselhoff, Mel Gibson, and Joe Jackson? You've got your work cut out for you. Show us what you can do.
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