AGAIN, Heidi and Seal need to remind us that they are better than us. This week's evidence is Seal's video for his new song "Secret".
1. They are sooooooooooo much more in love than we'll ever be.
2. They have a sexier bedroom than us.
3. They have nicer jewelry than us.
4. They even have better contrast than us.
Yeah, yeah, we've seen this before, Sheidi/Heal. You know what? Mamarazzi thinks this sex tape video looks like a racy European ad for Secret Deodorant.
I was so distracted by the awzumness of Seal's mani, that I didn't even hear the song...
Wayyyyy too much info.
Also, Heidi has a better mustache than us. Thanks, Jen on the Edge!
Ew, Seal autoplay is drowning out Sarah Palin.
Wait a minute--why am I complaining?
I'm sorry, I don't want to watch anyone fondle anyone else even if they are Beautiful People AND married to each other. Keep your bedroom doors closed dudes!